Dib: hahah I'M WATCHING YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING SOMETHING
Zim: I'M ALWAYS PLANNING SOMETHING. THAT'S THE POINT OF BEING AN EVIL GENIUS.
Dib: well.... THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I STILL /KNOW/ ABOUT IT.
Zim: You may know of my evil plans, but yoU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO KNOW OF THEM!
Dib: ...thaT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
Zim: YES IT DOES! YOUR HEAD IS JUST TOO BIG TO UNDERSTAND IT!
Dib: MYHEADSNOTBIG!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID ALIEN BOY!!
Zim: YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE! AND I'M NOT AN ALIEN!!!
: NO ALIEN HERE!
: MOVE ALONG NOW.
Dib: i'll get you one day. one day EVERYONE will see the truth!
: that'll be fun!
Zim: YOU LIE! STOP SPREADING YOUR STUPID LIES, DIB-WORM!
Dib: ....do i really look like a worm to you? THAT'S STUPID!! ...YOU'RE STUPID!!!
Zim: I'm stupid, you're stupid beCAUSE YOUR HEAD IS FULL OF WOOOOORRRRMS!!!
Dib: EWWWW NO IT'S NOT!! *spastic scratching and slapping* SEE! NO WORMS!
Zim: HA! Silly Dib-worm-head! I eat morons like you for breakfast! YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME!
Dib: oh, /you/ think /i'm/ dumb? you DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO PUT ON EARS AND A NOSE! i could see right through your disguise
Zim: I...wha...ZIM NEEDS NO EARS AND NOSE THINGS! ZIM'S DISGUISE IS PERFECT. ZIM IS PERFECT!
Dib: HAHAHA PERFECT, YEAH RIGHT! PERFECTLY RIDICULOUS! you're an idiot! .....everyone is an IDIOT!!
Zim: Maybe you think everyone is an idiot because you don't want to face your OWN idiocy! Ever think of that, Dib-pig?!
Dib: ...shut up. you don't know anything about me! at least i can see the TRUTH.
Zim: Oh, you think I know nothing about the Dib? Well, that's where you're WRONG! I know all about you!
: I know you wait to do the "home of work" until Satonday.
: I know you eat "Muchies Mystery Cereal" for breakfast every morning.
: I even know your favorite TV show, bedtime, wakey-time, father's place of work, your birthday, your little sister's birthday, EVERYTHING!
: Zim has done his observations.
Dib: ...........Zim, that's creepy. YOU'RE CREEPY. WELL... WELL, I KNOW SOME STUFF TOO! like how you routinely check your base for germs, or all your allergic reactions, or or maybe sometimes you just take your robot dog out for a walk!! HAH! ....my birthday, really?
Zim: I AM NOT CREEPY! It's an Elite Invader's job to know everything about the enemy. SO THERE! ...it took a while to discover your birthday.
Dib: ...i don't think even my dad knows my birthday.. i mean, he'd probably forgotten.. even Gaz doesn't.. NO! WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC!
Zim: I am well aware of your father's and sister's ignorance, why do you think it was so difficult? Not even the skool has that information... Wait, there was a topic?
Dib: *de-railed* wah... how did you get it then.... *scratches head*
Zim: *waves hand* Oh, that's unimportant, just rummaging through your room and trash can, nothing out of the ordinary.... What IS important is- wait, you know I check my base for germs? HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?!
Dib: *snickers* of course i have my own routine check up on your house, and every Thursday you're always frantically running about the living room. no one in their right mind cleans their furniture with slabs of meat *grins* it was fairly easy to figure out from there.
Zim: ...I think my gnomes need an update if you can watch my house evERY THURSDAY. *fumes* And what do you mean, nobody cleans their house with slabs of meat?! THAT MEAT IS THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL GERMS, HOW CAN THEY NOT KNOW THIS?!
Dib: pffft why would people clean their upholstery with meat? that's DISGUSTING. UPGRADE WHAT YOU WANT ZIM!! YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OUT!
Zim: Why WOULDN'T they?! It gets all the germs and stains out that Gir puts into them - I've never encountered a more thorough cleanser! DON'T THINK I CAN'T KEEP YOU OUT, DIB-STINK! NEXT THURSDAY, MY GNOMES WILL OBLITERATE YOUR GIANT HEAD!
Dib: huh really, it does? maybe i should try it sometime- WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT!! I'LL BE PREPARED, JUST YOU WAIT ZIM! NOTHING CAN STOP ME! MWAHAHA!!
Zim: You really should, I've seen the stains in your bedroom; that meat should get those right out in no time, just scrub for a while and they'll come out. I'LL BE MORE PREPARED! I WAS BORN PREPARED! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dib: ALRIGHT THEN!! I'M JUST GONNA GO.. PREPARE SOME MORE!!! *backs out dramatically* ........andyoushouldcomeoveronmybirthday.
Zim: YOU PREPARE ALL YOU WANT, DIB. I'M MORE PREPARED, AND I ALWAYS WILL BE!!! *slinks out sneakily*
Dib: *shrugs by the doorframe* idon'tcarenooneget'smepresentsanyway..
Dib: *half smile* heh... i'm just gonna.. prepare now. okay.
Zim: *small, half-evil grin* Yes, and I shall go...fix my gnomes...and do...some other stuff....
Dib: ...yeah.. ok, yeah.. *finally leaves*